{"id":288,"date":"2005-01-01T07:30:08","date_gmt":"2005-01-01T14:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.smallchangenews.org\/wordpress\/?p=288"},"modified":"2005-01-01T07:30:08","modified_gmt":"2005-01-01T14:30:08","slug":"really-hot-new-years-eve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.michaelherman.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/01\/01\/really-hot-new-years-eve\/","title":{"rendered":"Really Hot New Year&#8217;s Eve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--110458769959673255--><\/p>\n<p>We came into the kitchen this morning to find a coat, purse, keys, etc. looking a little bit, shall we say, randomly placed.  In the bathroom the cap to the toothpaste and a bit of that goo were found not exactly where expected.  Kudos for the attempt at brushing.  <\/p>\n<p>The real achievement, however, was when our friend arrived in the kitchen with one of the two-burner iron grates that sit atop half of the gas stove.  &#8220;I don&#8217;t have any idea at all what this was doing in my bedroom this morning.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>I wonder if she was out the same places as <a href=\"http:\/\/theobvious.typepad.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/happy_new_year_.html\">Euan<\/a> was last night?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We came into the kitchen this morning to find a coat, purse, keys, etc. looking a little bit, shall we say, randomly placed. In the bathroom the cap to the toothpaste and a bit of that goo were found not exactly where expected. Kudos for the attempt at brushing. The real achievement, however, was when &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.michaelherman.com\/wordpress\/archives\/2005\/01\/01\/really-hot-new-years-eve\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Really Hot New Year&#8217;s Eve&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":88889,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[52],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellany","tag-miscellany"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelherman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelherman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelherman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelherman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/88889"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelherman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelherman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelherman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelherman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.michaelherman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}